Narrator:
You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?


Narrator:
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.


Lou:
[Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden:
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
[Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler Durden:
Still not getting it.
[Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler Durden:
Ok, I got it. Shit, I lost it.
[Lou continues to beat up Tyler]


Tyler Durden:
Fuck off with your sofa units and string green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.


Tyler Durden:
Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.


Tyler Durden:
Only after disaster can we be resurrected.


Narrator:
[Tyler steers the car into the opposite lane and accelerates] What are you doing?
Tyler Durden:
Guys, what would you wish you'd done before you died?
Ricky:
Paint a self-portrait.
The Mechanic:
Build a house.
Tyler Durden:
[to Narrator] And you?
Narrator:
I don't know. Turn the wheel now, come on!
Tyler Durden:
You have to know the answer to this question! If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?
Narrator:
I don't know, I wouldn't feel anything good about my life, is that what you want to hear me say? Fine. Come on!
Tyler Durden:
Not good enough.


Tyler Durden:
Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?


Tyler Durden:
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.


Tyler Durden:
Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!


[first lines]
[Tyler points a gun into the Narrator's mouth]
Narrator:
[voiceover] People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.
Tyler Durden:
Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
Narrator:
...i... ann... iinn... ff... nnyin...
Narrator:
[voiceover] With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
[Tyler removes the gun from the Narrator's mouth]
Narrator:
I can't think of anything.
Narrator:
[voiceover] For a second I totally forgot about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that gun is.


Tyler Durden:
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
Narrator:
mumbles...
Tyler Durden:
I'm sorry...
Narrator:
I still can't think of anything.
Tyler Durden:
Ah... flashback humor.