Alex:
Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening.


Alex:
Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?


Minister:
As I was saying, Alex, you can be instrumental in changing the public verdict. Do you understand, Alex? Have I made myself clear?
Alex:
As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Fred.


Alex:
Initiative comes to thems that wait.


Alex:
What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.


Alex:
We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.


Alex:
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.


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Alex:
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.


Alex:
One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking, rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was.


Alex:
Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!


Alex:
And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.


Alex:
It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.