George W. Bush:
I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.
[George W. Bush brandishes a golf club]
George W. Bush:
Now, watch this drive.


Narrator:
The first time I met him, he had some good advice for me.
Michael Moore:
[Calling out] Governer Bush, it's Michael Moore!
George W. Bush:
Behave yourself, will ya? Go find real work!


[last lines]
George W. Bush:
There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says: "Fool me once... "
George W. Bush:
[pause]
George W. Bush:
"... shame on... ".
George W. Bush:
[pause]
George W. Bush:
"Shame on you... "
George W. Bush:
[pause]
George W. Bush:
"If fooled, you can't get fooled again."
Narrator:
For once, we agreed.


Narrator:
George Orwell once wrote that, "It's not a matter of whether the war is not real, or if it is, Victory is not possible. The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous. Hierarchical society is only possible on the basis of poverty and ignorance. This new version is the past and no different past can ever have existed. In principle the war effort is always planned to keep society on the brink of starvation. The war is waged by the ruling group against its own subjects and its object is not the victory over either Eurasia or East Asia but to keep the very structure of society intact."


Narrator:
He couldn't get his judges appointed. He had trouble getting his legislation passed, and he lost Republican control of the Senate. His approval ratings in the polls began to sink. He was already beginning to look like a lame duck president. With everything going wrong, he did what any of us would do. He went... on vacation.


Britney Spears:
I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that.


[President Bush is on vacation and is bird hunting]
George W. Bush:
Somebody gonna say "nice shot"?
Aide:
Nice shot.


Marine Recruiter:
I'm sure you know who Shaggy is, right?
Kid in Parking Lot:
Yeah.
Marine Recruiter:
Do you know anything about him?
Kid in Parking Lot:
Yeah, he's the Jamaican singer?
Marine Recruiter:
How about a former marine.


Michael Moore:
As the attack took place, Mr. Bush was on his way to an elementary school in Florida. When informed of the first plane hitting the world trade center, where terrorists had struck just eight years prior, Mr. Bush decided to go ahead with his photo opportunity.
[Bush enters the classroom]
Michael Moore:
When the second plane hit the tower, his chief of staff entered the classroom and told Mr. Bush the nation is under attack.
[Bush picks up a children's book]
Michael Moore:
Not knowing what to do, with no one telling him what to do, and with no secret service rushing in to take him to safety, Mr. Bush just sat there, and continued to read "My Pet Goat" with the children.
[the time is measured on a clock in the corner of the screen]
Michael Moore:
Nearly seven minutes passed with nobody doing anything.


[Ober is the president of a company that makes armored vehicles]
Blaine Ober:
Unfortunately, at least for the near term, we think it's going to be a good situation. Er, a dangerous situation. Good for business, bad for the people.


[to Michael Moore, explaining how Congress could pass the Patriot Act without reading it]
John Conyers:
Sit down, my son. We don't read most of the bills.


[Sheimi is a businessman speaking at the "Rebuilding Iraq" conference]
Youssef Sheimi:
Once that oil starts flowing, it's gonna be lots of money. Whatever it costs, the government will pay you.