Kim:
Hold me.
Edward:
I can't.


Kim:
You're here... They didn't hurt you, did they?
[Edward shakes his head]
Kim:
Were you scared? I tried to make Jim go back, but, you can't make Jim do anything. Thank you for not telling them that we...
Edward:
You're welcome.
Kim:
It must have been awful when they told you whose house it was.
Edward:
I knew it was Jim's house.
Kim:
You... you did?
Edward:
Yes.
Kim:
...Well, then why'd you do it?
Edward:
Because you asked me to.


Bill:
So Edward, did you have a productive day?
Edward:
Mrs Monroe showed me where the salon's going to be.
[turns to Peg]
Edward:
You could have a cosmetics counter.
Peg Boggs:
Oh, wouldn't that be great!
Bill:
Great.
Edward:
And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off.
[everyone stares, Kevin snickers]


Peg Boggs:
The light concealing cream goes on first. Then you blend, and blend, and blend. Blending is the secret.


Jim:
[after seeing Edward accidentally cut Kim] Hey! Now you've done it!
Kim:
It was just a scratch Jim, really!
Peg Boggs:
What's going on?
Jim:
Call a doctor, he skewered Kim!
Kim:
He didn't skewer me!
Jim:
[now bullying and shoving Edward] You can't touch anything without destroying it! Who the hell do you think you are hanging around here, huh? Get the hell outta here! Go you freak!
Jim:
[to Kim] He tried to hurt you.
Kim:
No he did not and you know it!
Jim:
Are you nuts? I just saw him!
Kim:
Jim, I don't love you anymore I just want you to go, ok? Just go!
Jim:
Are you serious? Losing me to a loser like that? He isn't even human!
Kim:
Just get out of here ok, just go!
Kim:
[after Jim has left] Dad, did you see where Edward went?
Bill:
No, he just waltzed down the street.


Bill:
Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.


Jim:
Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.


[last lines]
Kim:
You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.


Esmerelda:
I can't believe you sheep have strayed so far from the path of righteousness!
Edward:
[Walking towards Esmerelda] We're not sheep!


Bill:
Soup's on!
Edward:
I thought this was shish kabob.


[Joyce offers Edward lemonade]
Joyce:
Lemonade?
[Edward pukes]


Jim:
I'd give my left nut to see that again.