Christopher Johnson:
My son's in there!


Wikus Van De Merwe:
Get your fokkin' tentacle out of my face!


Wikus Van De Merwe:
[Points out Alien graffiti] This is basically a guy, and there's 3 humans here, basically trying to make a warning, you know, saying "I kill 3 humans, watch out for me."


Wikus Van De Merwe:
[picks up to examine and fiddle with silver canister] Well, huh, this has got the markings of - so it's definitely alien but it's uh, not a weapon... but I don't trust it, ya know, I don't trust any-a the...
[sprayed in face with the Alien fuel]


Wikus Van De Merwe:
[Wikus sees the head restraint descend down in-front of him] Alright, that's very comfor...
[Wikus's head is suddenly shunted forward and we hear a whirring sound]
Wikus Van De Merwe:
[Wikus shouts] *Argh* Foking Bliksem!


Wikus Van De Merwe:
[Facing the PMCs] I'm not fucking scared of you!


Automated MNU Instructional Voice:
[in MNU Humvee] When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.


Wikus Van De Merwe:
[examining and fiddling with the lid of the Prawns' fuel] ... but, it's uh, not a weapon... but I don't trust it, I don't trust any-a the -
[sprayed in face with the Prawns' fuel]


James Hope - Police Officer:
I mean, you can't say they don't look like that, that's what they look like, right? They look like prawns.


Wikus Van De Merwe:
Could you go a bit slower with the clicks there, it sounded like you said *three years*...


Wikus Van De Merwe:
Hello, little guy! It's the sweetie man coming!


Wikus Van De Merwe:
[Wikus is obviously falling sick] Okay, let's cut some cake!
[Wikus begins to hallucinate and experience distortion in hearing his own speech, slowing things down considerably]
Wikus Van De Merwe:
C-U-T S-O-M-E C-A-K-E!