American Pie Free Video Screensaver
This app gives your easy access to the coolest video movie trailers both from your desktop and as your default screensaver.
Installation is quick and simple and is un complicated to remove if you turn out not to like it!
Runs On
- Windows 7
- Windows Vista
- Windows XP
Screensaver YouTube Videos
Quotes
God bless the Internet.
Steve Stifler:
She called me and asked for my number.
Steve Stifler:
I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher:
Suck me beautiful.
College Girl:
What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher:
Suck me beautiful!
[girl laughs]
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher:
Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
College Girl:
That's pathetic!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher:
Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.
Jim:
I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
Jim:
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
[at choir practice]
Steve Stifler:
What did you cocks do to him?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher:
You came to see me in action?
Jim:
Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good!
Steve Stifler:
Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached!
Victoria 'Vicky':
I want it to be the right time, the right place...
Jessica:
It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX.
Jim:
Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin:
You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher:
Like warm apple pie.
Jim:
Yeah?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher:
Yeah.
Jim:
Apple pie, huh?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher:
Uh huh.
Jim:
McDonald's or homemade?
Jim's Dad:
I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of
[hesitates]
Jim's Dad:
masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud.
[pause]
Jim's Dad:
I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
[On being sensitive]
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher:
You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
Steve Stifler:
I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work.
Jim:
She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
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