Seth:
I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on out, you are all in my cool book.


[last lines]
Seth:
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.


[first lines]
Pete Bottoms:
Hey, Earl
Earl McGraw:
Yes, sir.
Pete Bottoms:
What do ya know?
Earl McGraw:
Well, it's a hot goddam day


Seth:
All right, vampire killers... let's kill some fucking vampires.


Seth:
So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?
Jacob:
He's my son.
Seth:
Yeah, how's that happen? You don't look Japanese.
Jacob:
Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
Seth:
Oh, ooh, well excuse me all to hell.


Pete Bottoms:
Look, he comes in here everyday, we bullshit; he's used my bathroom about a thousand times; if I told him no, he'd know somethin' was up.
Seth:
Okay, I want him out of here, in his car, and down the road or you can change the name of this place to Benny's World of Blood.


Earl McGraw:
Well, it's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin' day every inch of the way.


Seth:
Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse.


Richie:
He's in the bathroom. Why don't I just go in there, shoot him in the back of the head, and we can get the fuck out of here.
Pete Bottoms:
Don't do that! Look, you asked me to act natural, I'm acting natural - in fact, under the circumstances, I think I ought get a fuckin' Academy Award for how natural I'm acting.


Sex Machine:
What's your name, girlie?
Kate:
Kate. What's yours?
Sex Machine:
Sex Machine. Pleased to meet you, Kate.


[Richard day-dreaming]
Kate:
Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me... please?
Richie:
Uhh... sure.


[on his impending vampirization]
Jacob:
I'll be a lap dog of Satan.